Skew Issue

November 22, 2025

I Got Rekt By a 12 Year Old

If, after staring at fictional numbers all day, you, like me, sometimes log in your favorite game to unwind and click some virtual heads only to get destroyed by kids who are years away from having their first facial hair… that’s a skill issue.

Skew issue1, on the other other hand, is what I am naming the fact that you could go pretty far answering quirky vol questions by simply blaming skew for existing. While a bit of a niche meme, it does not seem unreasonable to attack questions around weird behavior of derivatives trading by first wondering how skew can be behind it.

In any case, here’s a list2 of questions that I think can be answered (either completely or mostly) with “because of skew”:


  1. Shout-out to PedroZ for coming up with “skew issue”, although in a different context. ↩︎

  2. Not comprehensive, potentially not correct, and certainly biased towards what I do (I am not an exotics person…). ↩︎